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MAN: Here we go.
HELGA: Arnold.
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(YOWLING)
(BARKING)
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Hey, Arnold!
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CRASHING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, Arnold!
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Arnold.
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Arnold!
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(SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.
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Arnold.
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Move it, football head!
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ALL: Hey, Arnold!
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Hey!
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Hey, who's doing that?
Cut it out.
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What? What?
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(SCOFFS)
Arnold. What a boob.
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And yet... (SIGHS)
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What a dreamboat.
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HELGA: (VOICE-OVER)
Your eyes like two jelly beans
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are pools I want to bathe in.
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In the classroom,
my heart doth swoon.
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And yet, I want
to beat your face in.
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(SIGHS)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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(CHATTERING)
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HELGA: Move it!
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What are you
looking at, geek-bait?
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(SIGHS)
(SNIFFS)
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(SIGHS)
Suddenly,
I feel inspired.
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I close this tome
with my signature, beloved.
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H is for the head
I'd like to punt.
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E is for every time
I see the little runt.
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L is for longing
for our firstist kiss.
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G is for how good
that longing is.
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(SIGHS)
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And A is for
Arnold, of course.
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Duh!
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One side, moron.
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Hey, what's this
little pink book?
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It isn't yours?
Please.
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(LAUGHING)
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What's so funny?
Arnold,
who wrote this stuff?
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What is it?
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Listen to this.
"To Arnold,
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"with the red-hot lips.
ARNOLD: (GASPS)
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"Your football head,
your awesome face,
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"your grungy chic,
your cat-like grace.
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"Whose wet hot lips
do I want to taste?
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"Three guesses, stupid.
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"Arnold! Arnold! Arnold!"
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(EVERYONE LAUGHS)
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Well, it must have been
some other Arnold.
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It fits your description
pretty well, "hot lips."
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Grandpa!
(ALL LAUGH)
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Sorry,
I couldn't resist.
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ARNOLD: Give me that.
BOY: Hey, let me read one.
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(ALL LAUGHING AND TEASING)
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MARTY:
So long, Romeo.
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(CRASHING AND CLANGING)
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(GASPS)
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HELGA: (VOICE-OVER)
Oh, my!
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(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM)
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Hey!
Listen to this one.
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"Let me count the hairs..."
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(GERALD LAUGHING)
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Why did I sign my name?
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I was too bold.
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Those poems
weren't meant to be seen
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until I'm dead and buried.
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And worms
have consumed my flesh.
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Arnold must never
see that last page.
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Ah, I'll steal inside
his room somehow.
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There are ways to find out
who wrote those poems.
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Just have to be scientific.
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Wait. Don't touch that.
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It's evidence.
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Note the bite marks
on the pencil.
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The strands of hair.
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But first, we make
the list of suspects.
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Okay, who was there
at the bus stop?
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Let's see.
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Jennifer was there.
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The one who always chews
with her mouth open?
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Ugh! No way!
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Dodie?
Not!
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Hmm...
Some older girls
were there.
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Wait a minute.
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Ruth McDougal was there.
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GERALD: Ruth? Arnold.
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She's in the sixth grade.
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It could happen.
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Dream on.
There's only
one way to find out.
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We need to collect
some evidence from
every girl on that list.
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That'll take all day.
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Not with Abner.
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(WHISTLES)
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(GRUNTING)
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(CHUCKLES) A pig?
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What's he going to do?
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Here, boy. Smell this.
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(SNIFFS)
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(SQUEALING)
GERALD: Wow!
Look at him go.
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(SQUEALING)
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ARNOLD:
Hey, Abner, wait up.
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(GASPS)
Wait up!
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(SIGHS)
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Ha! (GRUNTS) Ow!
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I'm in his room.
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A place I've often
visited in my dreams.
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The temple
of your soul, my love.
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(SIGHS)
(SNIFFS)
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Oh, my gosh!
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What is that shampoo?
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(GASPS)
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ARNOLD: Go on, Abner.
Go on downstairs.
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(GASPING)
ARNOLD: It seems like
he'd be good at this.
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I don't know.
Abner might be
a good truffle hound
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but he's
a lousy detective.
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I'll say.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Something's wrong here.
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Something's missing.
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I know.
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(BEEPING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
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That's better.
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Let's get down
to the evidence.
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Exhibit 1,
the drinking glass from
Jennifer's cafeteria tray.
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Check.
Exhibit 2,
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Dodie's retainer.
Check.
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Exhibit 3,
Ruth McDougal's hair ribbon.
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(GROWLING)
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Fingerprints.
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Yup.
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They're human.
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Hmm.
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Negative.
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Hmm...
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Negative.
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GERALD: All right,
let's have Ruth's ribbon.
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Is it Ruth's hair?
Is it? Huh?
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Mmm-mmm.
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So, Gerald, when these
results come out,
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will we finally know
who wrote the poems?
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No. I was just
making hot chocolate.
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Okay,
based on our research,
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we can safely deduce
that our suspect is female,
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lives in the Tri-City area
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and is somewhere between
the ages of 8 and 87.
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Ooh, we're doing good.
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Okay, let's narrow
the field a little.
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This yearbook has
the autograph of
every kid at P.S. 118.
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We're going to compare
handwriting on each
suspect on the list.
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(SOFTLY)
Oh, no.
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Let's start with
Ruth McDougal.
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Arnold, face it, man.
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It's not Ruth.
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It never was Ruth.
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It's never
going to be Ruth.
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Okay?
Or just maybe,
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she purposely changed
her handwriting because
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she was too shy
to let me know
how much she really cares.
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GERALD:
All right, let's go.
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Abigail V. Armstead...
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Nope. Definitely not.
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Jennifer Barnes...
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Amy Oblemeyer...
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Hey, Arnold. I give up.
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The next name
on this list is
Helga Pataki.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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(GROWLS)
You hear something?
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ARNOLD: Must be coyotes.
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Let's face it, Arnold.
We're stumped.
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We aren't any closer
to figuring this out
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and we've been
working all night.
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(YAWNS)
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Let's take a break.
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(SOFTLY) Yes, take a break!
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Let's go down to Slausen's
and get an ice cream cone.
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Yeah. I could go
for some ice cream.
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(SOFTLY)
Yes! Ice cream.
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Good plan.
ARNOLD: But, then again...
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Oh, come on, Arnold.
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Well...
(SOFTLY)
Go, go.
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What was that?
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I must stop talking
to myself.
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Are you sure
you don't hear something?
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Look,
we're both tired.
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I'm just going to go
straight to bed.
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Okay,
see you tomorrow, Arnold.
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See you.
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Grubworm,
this is Mighty Falcon.
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Mighty Falcon!
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Phoebe, it's me Helga.
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Listen, call my mom
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and tell her
I'm sleeping over with you.
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Just do it.
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Good night, sweet prince.
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(BEEPING)
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(YAWNING)
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(MOANING)
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Morning, short man.
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Ever find out who
your secret admirer is?
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Nah, whoever it is,
I wish they'd go
jump up a rope.
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Why I remember
when I was your age...
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I don't actually remember.
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But still, you're pretty
darn lucky to have someone
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who cares
about you so much.
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You know, it is kinda cool.
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Obsessive, but cool.
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See you later,
Grandpa.
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Book's gone straight
to the kid's head.
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(BELL RINGS)
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"The little twerp
who sets my soul aflame.
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"Put them all together,
they spell Arnold"
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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GERALD:
That's unbelievable.
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Hey, Helga,
what's wrong with you?
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You sleep in
a closet or something?
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(CHUCKLING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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GERALD: Oh, man, Arnold,
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that is
the corniest poem yet.
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GIRL: Whoever wrote 'em
is pathetic.
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Read another one.
Okay.
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This is the last page.
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(GASPS)
Here goes.
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H is for the head
I'd like to punt.
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E is for every time
I see the little runt.
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L is--
Hey, what
did you do that for?
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First spit-ball of the day,
football head. Yes.
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What is it with her?
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Please, really much,
Help me! (SCREAMS)
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GERALD: Nothing like
a field trip, huh, Arnold?
Huh? What?
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Oh, are we
at the aquarium yet?
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GERALD: Not yet.
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But, we better
get there soon.
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Everyone is getting
kinda restless.
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I'll say.
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(LAUGHING)
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00:12:09,289 --> 00:12:11,521
Look, I'm a whale.
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(LAUGHING)
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What do you mean
you've never been
to the aquarium?
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Last time we had
a field trip there,
we were in the first grade,
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and I had the chicken pox.
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Oh, it was great, man.
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They had this
tide pool thing,
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full of those fat rays,
you can touch
with your fingers.
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It was really
slimy and disgusting.
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I went back nine times.
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And they've got
a penguin named Stuart
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who eats his own barf.
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And Slimo the sea snail,
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who can draw a replica
of the Mona Lisa with
his mucus trail.
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00:12:45,954 --> 00:12:47,852
Of course,
I can do that too.
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00:12:49,754 --> 00:12:51,519
See?
Dweeb!
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And they've got Lock Jaw.
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ALL: Yeah, Lock Jaw!
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Lock Jaw?
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Who's Lock Jaw?
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(CHATTERING IN BUS)
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(SHRIEKING WITH EXCITEMENT)
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Wow!
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GUIDE:
Welcome to the city aquarium.
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We have a few
simple rules to follow.
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No feeding the fish.
No tapping on the glass.
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No diving in the shark tank.
No video cameras.
No photography.
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No sushi chefs.
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(SIGHS)
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So, who's Lock Jaw?
Are you kidding me?
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He's only the scariest
sea monster in the ocean.
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If there was a battle
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between him
and a giant squid,
Lock Jaw would win.
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I heard he could ram
a boat with his head
and sink it.
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I heard he could
swallow a kid whole.
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And spit out the bones.
Lock Jaw, huh?
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Cool.
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No guns, no knives,
no plastic explosives
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and most of all,
no skateboards.
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Hey,
is that Lock Jaw?
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Yeah, right.
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(GROWL)
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Which one's Lock Jaw?
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Are you kidding?
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Lock Jaw could suck
these guys up like vermicelli.
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00:14:30,548 --> 00:14:32,812
Hey, Arnold,
we're going
to see Lock Jaw.
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Come on.
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(CHATTERING)
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ALL: Oh!
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MAN (ON SPEAKER):
And now, presenting
the terror of the deep,
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the ancient reptile
whose ancestors date back
over 150 million years,
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the mighty Lock Jaw.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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That's Lock Jaw?
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Big deal.
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He seemed a lot bigger
when we were in first grade.
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He's not so scary.
What a rip!
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(GRUMBLING)
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Yes! I got him. Yes!
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STINKY:
Sad turtle weenie. Bye.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Lock Jaw?
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Hey, Lock Jaw?
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Hey, man.
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ALL: Bye, Arnold.
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STINKY:
Sorry that turtle bites.
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I got him. Yes!
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Excuse me, sir,
we're selling
chocolate turtles
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to raise money
for our troop trip
to Scotland.
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Hmm, no thanks.
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(MEOWING AND BARKING)
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Hi, Grandpa.
Hey there, short man.
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How do you like
my new turtleneck?
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It's nice, Grandpa.
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Now if I can only find
my tortoise shell glasses.
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Then I'd really
be looking snazzy.
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(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SIGHS)
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Who is it?
It's me, mon Capitan.
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I brought you a sandwich.
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I'm really
not hungry, Grandma.
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00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,135
What's the matter?
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I haven't seen you
this down since
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von Kluck swept through
Belgium back in August '14.
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I don't know, Grandma.
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Let me ask you
something, Grandma.
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How would you feel
if you were living
in the ocean
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and some scientist
put you in a tank?
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00:17:31,469 --> 00:17:32,834
What? No, sir.
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They'll never catch me.
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Never.
Calm down, Grandma.
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00:17:35,870 --> 00:17:37,233
It's a hypothetical question.
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Why didn't you say so?
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00:17:39,636 --> 00:17:41,833
See, we went
to the aquarium today...
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Oh, the big house for fish.
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And there's this
really old turtle there.
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Old, eh?
Yeah.
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And his shell's all
covered with graffiti
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and his water's dirty.
Kids throw stuff at him.
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And he's old?
Yeah.
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And sad and dirty.
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And his tank's too small.
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And he's old.
Yeah--
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Why, this is an outrage.
...and then--
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Treating a wise
old creature like he's some
sort of common criminal.
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I think they just--
Come on.
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There's not a moment to lose.
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But--
I said, come on.
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We've got a mission
to complete.
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I know
it's in here somewhere.
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00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,331
(MEOW)
Grandma,
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what are you doing?
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We're taking action.
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Righting a wrong.
Grasping at straws.
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Aha!
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Perfect.
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(CAR REVIVING)
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From now on,
call me Chief.
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And you're Agent 9.
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Take this, Number 9.
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It's our gear.
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00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:52,796
Grandma, do you
have a driver's license?
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GRANDMA LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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00:19:00,197 --> 00:19:01,629
(TIRES SCREECH)
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00:19:02,631 --> 00:19:04,228
Grandma,
we're trespassing.
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This is public property.
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00:19:05,531 --> 00:19:07,862
Well, we're the public,
aren't we?
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(CLANGING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Good, the sentry's
not at his post.
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Now's our chance.
Come on.
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You lead, Number 9.
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You know where
the prisoner's cell is.
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GUARD: (CHUCKLING)
Here, have a cookie.
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00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:48,325
Oh,
you tossed your cookies.
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00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,825
(CHUCKLING)
Here, have a cookie.
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00:19:50,861 --> 00:19:53,925
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, you tossed
your cookies again.
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00:19:53,961 --> 00:19:55,959
(CHUCKLING)
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GRANDMA:
Oh, my goodness!
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00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:12,124
This is worse
than I thought.
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00:20:12,159 --> 00:20:13,891
See. I told you.
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00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:16,858
I know one thing
that'll cheer him up.
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Hey, I think
he's starting to trust us.
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00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,857
Good. Then we can
get him out of here.
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00:20:28,892 --> 00:20:31,222
But, Grandma,
isn't that against the law?
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Against the law of
the King, perhaps,
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but against the law
of common decency,
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I think not.
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00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:42,356
Don't worry, buddy.
We're busting you
out of this joint.
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Now you're getting
the hang of it, number 9.
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(BOTH GRUNT)
Be careful.
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Don't get too close
to his mouth.
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(SHRIEKS)
Grandma?
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00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,121
There darn sleeves
are too long.
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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MAN: (ON SPEAKER)
Lock Jaw is a rare and
endangered Galapagos tortoise.
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He weighs
well over 400 pounds.
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Wait here, Grandma.
I got an idea.
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00:21:15,122 --> 00:21:18,720
(GUARD LAUGHING)
Hey,
let's go, big shark.
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00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,286
Come on, jaws.
402
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,520
Bite me.
(LAUGHING)
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00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,752
Punch it, Grandma.
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00:21:42,787 --> 00:21:44,519
Do you think he knows
the way to the ocean?
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00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,751
Well, sure,
It's instinct.
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00:21:47,687 --> 00:21:49,185
(BOTH GRUNTING)
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00:21:56,019 --> 00:21:59,117
Run! Be free!
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00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:03,250
Go, live and love again.
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00:22:21,685 --> 00:22:22,916
Hey, Grandma.
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00:22:22,952 --> 00:22:25,749
Yes, Number 9.
You're the best.
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00:22:25,785 --> 00:22:27,882
So are you, Arnold.
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GRANDMA: Now, come on.
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00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:35,215
All this exercise
gives me a hankering
for some turtle soup.